Many women do more than that when they're alone with themselves. But the contrived rules do not allow them to relax with a partner. It is not without reason they say, that a smart woman has it in her head, a fool has it in her mouth. I even know men who categorically reject such liberties.
The blonde was doing quite well on her own, too bad she couldn't do the cunnilingus alone. She had to run after a man, and then she had to get a man, bald as he was, just to stick it in.